THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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