How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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