She announced her abortion via fbk
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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