But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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