talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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