i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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