his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
it was like having sex with a tree stump
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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