So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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