I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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