C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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