Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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