I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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