He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's blow job season.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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