I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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