ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Life is so much better after having sex.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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