I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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