YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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