he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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