where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
