She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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