And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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