Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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