there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
