Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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