How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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