dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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