bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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