I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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