dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
How's work?
Spinning.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
