She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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