They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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