we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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