At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
