I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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