Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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