I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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