I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she looked like the before picture.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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