I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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