HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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