I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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