He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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