Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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