I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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