Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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