the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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