I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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