I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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