how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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