i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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