Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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