So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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