I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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