am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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