i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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