Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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