I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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