Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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