I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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