if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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