I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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