the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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