You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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