Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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