Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Randomize
